Forget contouring those curves — Kim Kardashian’s busy curating carpets, ’cause she’s gone full rogue with her “SKIMS: The Ultimate Bush” line … serving up a whole new way to let the garden grow.
Yup, Kim rolled out her new “Faux Hair Panty” line with a retro ’70s throwback — the golden era of full-frontal foliage — in a cheeky game-show spoof on SKIMS’ IG Tuesday … where three bold babes show off their downstairs décor in a “Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?” face-off.
Over on the SKIMS site, the new micro-string thong comes in every kind of crotch couture — curly, straight, wild, tamed … your kitty, your kingdom!
And while plenty of pearl-clutchers are screaming “WTF” online, shoppers clearly want a mouthful of muff — ’cause most of the options are already low in stock or waitlist.
Basically, looks like the ladies are ready to follow Kim’s lead — ditching the razors and letting it all grow. No ifs, ands, or butts … Kim’s called it: the bush is back, y’all!
